I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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