i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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