And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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