yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
don't judge my taste in strippers
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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