Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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