My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
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Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
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Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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