ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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