don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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