she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
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My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Holy shit dude........stairs
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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