butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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