You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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