Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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