I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I am one with the molecules
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I think my moral compass just broke
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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