He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
me + whiskey = a bad person
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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