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I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
i love accidental penises.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
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I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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