have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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