i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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