I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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