I'm going to rape someone's good day.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
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I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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