it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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