apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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