Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
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Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
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I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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