I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
it's great music for shaving your balls
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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