Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
