drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm really busy with my period
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