u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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