dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Operation Purity has been aborted
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
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She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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