I'm lost and stupid without you.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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