you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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