Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I booty called her while she was in labor.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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