I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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