Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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