STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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