Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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