Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
jump out the window naked night went bad
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