I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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