i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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