hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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