my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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