I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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