it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
only if we run a train.
done.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
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home. puking in laundry basket.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
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I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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