She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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