I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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