We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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