this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
They are going to name an STD after you.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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