belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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