This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
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all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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