i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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