i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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