So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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