how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize
