When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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