One girl and one boy is just not enough.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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