she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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