just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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