So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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