I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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