Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
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i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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